July 20, 2014

purplefridge:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

THEY CALL IT “THE SUN”, IT IS A GIGANTIC NUCLEAR BALL OF FIRE AND CANCER AND DEATH. IT IS WHAT CAUSES SUMMER TO BE SO DAMN HOT. IT BLINDS PEOPLE. IT IS HORRIBLE AND IT HATES YOU.

July 20, 2014
kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

I COULDN’T RESIST.

 LET DARWINISM TAKE AFFECT TO WEED THE IDIOTS OUT.

FUCK YOU, THAT’S THE LAZY SOLUTION, YOU END UP WAITING FOREVER THAT WAY. I PREFER A MORE ACTIVE SOLUTION INVOLVING A CHAINSAW, SHOTGUN, SOME ZOMBIES, AND A TABLE SAW.

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

I COULDN’T RESIST.

 LET DARWINISM TAKE AFFECT TO WEED THE IDIOTS OUT.

FUCK YOU, THAT’S THE LAZY SOLUTION, YOU END UP WAITING FOREVER THAT WAY. I PREFER A MORE ACTIVE SOLUTION INVOLVING A CHAINSAW, SHOTGUN, SOME ZOMBIES, AND A TABLE SAW.

July 20, 2014
I COULDN’T RESIST.

I COULDN’T RESIST.

July 19, 2014

kalmasiope:

dodostad:

jackofallinterests:

dodostad:

70’s au where Doc Scratch has a disco ball as a head

image

thank you

OH MY GOD. SANTA ENGLISH, LOOK! IT’S THE DISCO VERSION OF META.
INB4 YOU SAY HE WAS UP HUSSIE’S ASS AGAIN. OH GOD WHY.

FUCK YOU SO MUCH, I SPAT OUT MY DRINK LAUGHING!
WHY? FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN, OF COURSE!
ALSO YOU CAN’T INB4 THAT SINCE YOU JUST SAID IT FOR ME.

July 19, 2014
mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY
The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?
I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU
Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)
RULES
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. 
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 
Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)
REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?

I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU

Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)

RULES

  • You have to be following meI am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
  • You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
  • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)

REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

(via mutualize)

July 19, 2014
bender-the-great:

THERE’S NOTHING BUT CRAP ON TELEVISION AND THAT’S HOW IT’S ALWAYS GOING TO BE.

THIS IS KALMASIOPE'S FAVORITE TV SHOW, IT ALWAYS MAKES HER HUNGRY.

bender-the-great:

THERE’S NOTHING BUT CRAP ON TELEVISION AND THAT’S HOW IT’S ALWAYS GOING TO BE.

THIS IS KALMASIOPE'S FAVORITE TV SHOW, IT ALWAYS MAKES HER HUNGRY.

July 19, 2014

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

AGREED.

(via sorry)

July 19, 2014

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

What is 4chan???

GOOGLE SEARCH “HELL ON EARTH”.

GOOGLE SEARCH “SANTA ENGLISH'S FAT ASS”.

*SHITS SLOWLY IN YOUR MOUTH* GET TO WORK!

July 19, 2014

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

kalmasiope:

YAY! BUMBLEBEE! I LOVE BUMBLEBEES!

REBLOGGING THIS ADORABLE VIDEO.

HOW DARE THAT BEE BE SO CUTE AND FAT!

REBLOGGING THIS ADORABLE FAT BUMBLEBEE AGAIN. I MUST ALWAYS HAVE THIS ON MY PAGE.

THE BEE IS FAT AND SLOW TO WORK LIKE YOU

July 19, 2014

kalmasiope:

OH GOD. DOC SCRATCH’S HEAD ENTIRELY UP HUSSIE’S ASS IS GOING TO BE FOREVER BURNED INTO MY MIND. FUCK YOU SO MUCH, SANTA ENGLISH!

._. YET ANOTHER FANFIC FROM HELL, BROUGHT TO YOU BY STENCHY MCFATASS.