September 20, 2014

thekatitube:

sizvideos:

Watch the video of this amazing April Fools

WATCH THE VIDEO IT’S 30 TIMES FUNNIER THAN THE GIFSET OMG

THAT IS HILARIOUS, BUT FUCK SIZ.IO LINKS, WHY CAN’T PEOPLE JUST LINK TO THE FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO ITSELF!? I’VE EDITED THE LINK SO NOBODY ELSE HAS TO EXPERIENCE THIS HORSESHIT.

(via lameboob)

September 20, 2014
HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.

YES, IT’S TALK LIKE A PIRATE, NOT SMELL LIKE ONE. YOU REALLY SHOULD GET YOUR FACTS IN ORDER BEFORE CELEBRATING.

(Source: kalmasiope)

September 19, 2014
kalmasis:

Super Evil Genius comic | Full Size Comic (ANIMATED) | Newbies go here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS_7GYDX8Q8

kalmasis:

Super Evil Genius comic | Full Size Comic (ANIMATED) | Newbies go here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS_7GYDX8Q8

September 19, 2014
kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasis:

I UPDATED MY LAYOUT. PLEASE HAVE A LOOK. ^u^

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THOUGH THE STINK LINES AND PICKING YOUR NOSE ARE ACCURATE, AND YOUR DERP EYES.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU. YOU FAT SHIT.

YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE SAYING YOU’RE FAT IN THIS, LARD ASS.

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasis:

I UPDATED MY LAYOUT. PLEASE HAVE A LOOK. ^u^

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOUGH THE STINK LINES AND PICKING YOUR NOSE ARE ACCURATE, AND YOUR DERP EYES.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU. YOU FAT SHIT.

YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE SAYING YOU’RE FAT IN THIS, LARD ASS.

September 19, 2014

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

IF I’M DELIVERING THEM, I CAN CALL THEM WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE. DEAL WITH IT.

BESIDES, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SHRAPNEL GRENADES, BUT SINCE I GIFT WRAP THEM, I CALL THEM GIFTS.

(via ugly)

September 19, 2014

kalmasiope:

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK. IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A SHIT?

IF IT WAS, THEN WHEN I SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH AT NIGHT, YOU WOULD BE WOKEN UP BY THE SOUND.

(Source: lordsantaenglish)

September 18, 2014

September 18, 2014

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

HOW IS SHE TRAPPING THESE ANIMALS IN THE FIRST PLACE?! AND HOW DID SHE GET THAT BIRD IN THE OTHER PIC TO AGREE TO CHILL OUT ON HER HAND?! WHAT?! IF I COULD GET ANIMALS TO DO MY BIDDING LIKE THIS, HUMANITY WOULD BE SCREAMING IN TERROR BY NOW.

(via platypusesandhats)

September 18, 2014

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

"SIR WHAT YOU DID IS LITERALLY 100 PERCENT LEGAL"
"OK BUT GET THIS: IM A POOR BLACK PERSON"
"STOP RESISTING ARREST! STOP RESISTING! HE’S GOT A GUN! *SHOOTS*"

(via sorry)

September 18, 2014
kalmasis:

I UPDATED MY LAYOUT. PLEASE HAVE A LOOK. ^u^

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
THOUGH THE STINK LINES AND PICKING YOUR NOSE ARE ACCURATE, AND YOUR DERP EYES.

kalmasis:

I UPDATED MY LAYOUT. PLEASE HAVE A LOOK. ^u^

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOUGH THE STINK LINES AND PICKING YOUR NOSE ARE ACCURATE, AND YOUR DERP EYES.