August 22, 2014

kalmasiope:

SHOVING THIS DOWN EVERYONE’S THROAT.

OH GOD I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! LOOK! LOOK EVERYONE! I WAS RIGHT! YOU’RE RICHARD SIMMONS!

(Source: angryshitdoodle)

August 22, 2014

socialjusticekoolaid:

What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

WHAT THEY DON’T SHOW US ON CNN TONIGHT, BECAUSE WE GET THE FREAKING MESSAGE ALREADY, AND ARE FULLY AWARE OF THE HORRIFIC TRAGEDY AND THE INJUSTICE OF IT. WE FUCKING KNOW. THIS IS WHY I DON’T USE TWITTER,

(via modmad)

August 21, 2014
kalmasiope:

NO. I PUT STINK LINES WHEREVER I WANT, WHEN I WANT. YOU’RE CLEARLY JEALOUS OF MY SUPERIOR DRAWING SKILLS. YOU SHOULD PUT STINK LINES UPON YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. BUT OH WAIT. YOU ALREADY HAVE THOSE BECAUSE OF HOW SHITTY YOU ARE. ALSO, DON’T MESSAGE MY ART TUMBLR, YOU RANCID PILE OF SHIT.

USUALLY, YOU HOG ALL THE STINK LINES FOR YOURSELF IN REAL LIFE, TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE STENCH.

kalmasiope:

NO. I PUT STINK LINES WHEREVER I WANT, WHEN I WANT. YOU’RE CLEARLY JEALOUS OF MY SUPERIOR DRAWING SKILLS. YOU SHOULD PUT STINK LINES UPON YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. BUT OH WAIT. YOU ALREADY HAVE THOSE BECAUSE OF HOW SHITTY YOU ARE. ALSO, DON’T MESSAGE MY ART TUMBLR, YOU RANCID PILE OF SHIT.

USUALLY, YOU HOG ALL THE STINK LINES FOR YOURSELF IN REAL LIFE, TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE STENCH.

August 21, 2014

randomchrisshiz said: Bullets can’t hurt cats.

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW, YOU RANCID PILE OF SHIT? DID YOU  WAKE UP THIS MORNING FINALLY REALIZING THAT YOUR FACE IS THE REASON WHY YOU WERE ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET THE MOMENT YOU WERE BORN BECAUSE YOU WERE MISTAKEN FOR DIARRHEA?

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEIR LIFE STORY OR YOURS?

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK? BULLETS SURE CAN HURT CATS.

IT’S ABOUT YOUR ASS AND THEIR LIFE STORY.

THE LIFE STORY OF MY ASS IS THAT YOU KEEP ATTACKING IT IN ORDER TO EXTRACT SHIT FROM IT TO EAT.

August 21, 2014

kalmasiope:

OH LOOK AT THE TIME.
TIME TO THROW ANOTHER SHITFIT TANTRUM.

OH GOD NOT AGAIN!

August 21, 2014

randomchrisshiz said: Kool Aid Man is unsettling in many ways.

kalmasiope:

YOU’RE UNSETTLING IN MANY WAYS.

FINALLY, SOMETHING YOU TWO HAVE IN COMMON.

August 21, 2014

kalmasiope:

SHOVING THIS DOWN EVERYONE’S THROAT.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING. BUT THIS WAS HILARIOUS.

(Source: angryshitdoodle)

August 21, 2014

amazonmebitches:

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

PROUD TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

(Source: dontmethwithheisenberg, via calibore)

August 18, 2014

randomchrisshiz said: Bullets can’t hurt cats.

kalmasiope:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW, YOU RANCID PILE OF SHIT? DID YOU  WAKE UP THIS MORNING FINALLY REALIZING THAT YOUR FACE IS THE REASON WHY YOU WERE ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET THE MOMENT YOU WERE BORN BECAUSE YOU WERE MISTAKEN FOR DIARRHEA?

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEIR LIFE STORY OR YOURS?

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK? BULLETS SURE CAN HURT CATS.

August 15, 2014

brook:

the onion is being way too real rn

(via brahnanas)