September 2, 2014

yo-dawg-nice:

doctor who more like doctor poo

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OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM

I’M SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE TIME MACHINE THAT KILLED YOUR ANCESTORS SO YOU NEVER EXISTED TO INSULT ME.

(via ugly)

September 2, 2014

kalmasiope said: 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

UH HUH…OKAY…THAT’S A NICE BUNCH OF BLOCKS WITH NUMBERS AND LETTERS IN THEM THERE.

FUUUUUUUUCK!!!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BEES. image

YOU’RE A BEES.

September 2, 2014

kalmasiope said: 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

UH HUH…OKAY…THAT’S A NICE BUNCH OF BLOCKS WITH NUMBERS AND LETTERS IN THEM THERE.

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September 2, 2014
kalmasiope:

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

ACTUALLY IT’S BECAUSE ONIX IS AN ASSHOLE THAT WANTED CHARIZARD OUT OF THE PICTURE.

WHO CAN BLAME HIM? CHARIZARD NEVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ASH, IS A GENERAL FIREY ASSHOLE, DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS—-WAIT, IT’S AN ORANGE WINGED VERSION OF YOU!

kalmasiope:

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

ACTUALLY IT’S BECAUSE ONIX IS AN ASSHOLE THAT WANTED CHARIZARD OUT OF THE PICTURE.

WHO CAN BLAME HIM? CHARIZARD NEVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ASH, IS A GENERAL FIREY ASSHOLE, DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS—-WAIT, IT’S AN ORANGE WINGED VERSION OF YOU!

(Source: unconscious-mindset)

September 2, 2014

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

SOUNDS LIKE THAT’S HER PLAN.

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BONUS! I GOT TO DISTURB ONE OF MY MINIONS! HURRAY!

September 2, 2014

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

SOUNDS LIKE THAT’S HER PLAN.

(via sorry)

September 1, 2014
"β€˜Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word β€˜too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space."

(via goldenphoenixgirl)

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)

NO IT DOESN’T, JUST FUCKING STOP IT. IT DOESN’T LESSEN THE FEMALE VICTIMS, DOESN’T SILENCE THEM, DOESN’T BLAH BLAH BLAH THEM.

SAYING “TOO” MEANS THAT NOT ONLY DO WOMEN GET RAPED AND MOLESTED, BUT SO DO MEN. STATING IT WITHOUT “TOO” WOULD BE MORE LIKELY TO DO WHAT YOU’RE ACCUSING THE WORD “TOO” BEING ADDED OF DOING. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK UP. I’M ALL FOR EQUAL RIGHTS, AND FOR STOPPING THE HORRORS THAT HAPPEN TO BOTH MEN AND WOMEN WITH THAT, AND I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT LIKE THIS BEING PERPETUATED.

BOTH GENDERS GET RAPED AND MOLESTED. IF YOU FEEL THIS STATEMENT LESSENS THE ISSUE ANY, THEN YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR LIFE AND ESPECIALLY YOUR EDUCATION ON HOW THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WORKS.

(Source: theresalwaysalwayssomething, via thevaliantprouvaire)

September 1, 2014

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

friendzonked:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

THEN STOP CHILDRENIFYING ADULT THINGS, LIKE INCLUDING A BROTHEL IN THE ALADDIN MOVIE. (GOOGLE IT IF YOU THINK I’M MAKING THAT UP)

THIS. THIS ENTIRELY. IT ALSO CHILDRENFIED THE POLICE (OR WHATEVER THOSE PEOPLE WITH THE SWORDS ARE CALLED.) IN REALITY, THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING. THOUGH I AGREE WITH THE OP, I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SEXUALIZE EVERYTHING. MY SIS’ DOES THAT. IT’S OBNOXIOUS.

YES, NINJAS, NINJAS ARE TERRIFYING AND WILL MURDER YOU WITH THEIR SWORDS.

September 1, 2014

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue?Β 

HUSSIE? IS THAT YOU?

HUSSIE, GET THE FUCK IN THE ASS.

I TOLD YOU, HE’S NOT INTO YOUR WEIRD KINKS.

September 1, 2014
kalmasiope:

dropmycumberbritches:

dropmycumberbritches:


Georgian First Grader Beaten and Sexually Assaulted by Male Classmates…School Says Boys Just “Rough Housing”
Valdosta - Three first grade boys kept a female classmate outside after recess by hiding in the woods, pushing her face first into the ground. The victim, whose name is being withheld, has suffered scarring to the right side of her face from broken tree branches and rocks that she was allegedly assaulted with both physically and sexually.
The victim was able to escape the male classmates after fifteen minutes of torture, running into a fifth grade classroom and alerting a teacher of what had happened. The principle of the elementary school said he had a “man to man” talk with the boys and their parents, giving them two days of suspension. He neglected calling the local authorities claiming “it did not seem like a police matter, just simple rough housing gone a little too far”.
The parents of the victim are looking to press charges on the boys for sexual and physical assault, as well as a possible law suit against the school district. District superintendent was not available for comment. 

This is called rape culture you guys. The girl was 7 years old and they called it “rough housing” between boys.

Please boost this post! People NEED to hear about this.

PLEASE FIRE THAT IDIOT PRINCIPLE.

I’D RATHER HE BE FIRED AND ARRESTED FOR BREAKING THE LAW AND PROSECUTED.

kalmasiope:

dropmycumberbritches:

dropmycumberbritches:

Georgian First Grader Beaten and Sexually Assaulted by Male Classmates…School Says Boys Just β€œRough Housing”

Valdosta - Three first grade boys kept a female classmate outside after recess by hiding in the woods, pushing her face first into the ground. The victim, whose name is being withheld, has suffered scarring to the right side of her face from broken tree branches and rocks that she was allegedly assaulted with both physically and sexually.

The victim was able to escape the male classmates after fifteen minutes of torture, running into a fifth grade classroom and alerting a teacher of what had happened. The principle of the elementary school said he had a β€œman to man” talk with the boys and their parents, giving them two days of suspension. He neglected calling the local authorities claiming β€œit did not seem like a police matter, just simple rough housing gone a little too far”.

The parents of the victim are looking to press charges on the boys for sexual and physical assault, as well as a possible law suit against the school district. District superintendent was not available for comment.Β 

This is called rape culture you guys. The girl was 7 years old and they called it β€œrough housing” between boys.

Please boost this post! People NEED to hear about this.

PLEASE FIRE THAT IDIOT PRINCIPLE.

I’D RATHER HE BE FIRED AND ARRESTED FOR BREAKING THE LAW AND PROSECUTED.

(Source: vegetableighs)