July 29, 2014

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

listoflifehacks:

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POOR LEMON.

AND THERE’S THE LEMON PARTY.

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!! NO LEMON PARTIES ALLOWED UNTIL THESE ATROCITIES AGAINST LEMONS ARE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!

July 29, 2014
IT’S TRUE! A CAT NAMED TOMTOM TOLD ME SO.

IT’S TRUE! A CAT NAMED TOMTOM TOLD ME SO.

(Source: 1nd2rd3st)

July 29, 2014

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasis:

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

THE ONLY PART OF THIS STORY THAT’S TRUE IS THAT IT WAS YOU WITH YOUR HEAD UP HUSSIE’S ASS, NOT ME, YOU FAT STENCH. I TOLD YOU HE WAS HIDING CHOCOLATE IN THERE, AND YOU DOVE IN. WHAT YOU FOUND INSTEAD WAS “CHOCOLATE”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ALSO FUCK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS! I WILL DESTROY YOU SO MUCH! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENGLISH HULK SMASH!!!!!

AND FIX THE DERP EYES! DERP EYES!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!

ASSHOOOOLE! THAT WAS ALL YOU.

YOU WISH

OH MY GOD. YOUR TAGS MADE ME ROTFLMAO.

ROLLING ON THE FAT LINES MAO? WHAT?

July 28, 2014
"YOUR GOD says (3:51 PM):
*THE BOARD MEATING WAS BORING AND DULL. ALSO THE ASSHOLE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING THE DONUTS GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT AND DIDN’T BOTHER SENDING US THE DONUTS VIA TAXI OR SOMETHING AT LEAST. TALK ABOUT LAZY."

SANTA ENGLISH. I FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING. (via kalmasiope)

July 28, 2014

kalmasiope:

lordsantaenglish:

kalmasis:

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

THE ONLY PART OF THIS STORY THAT’S TRUE IS THAT IT WAS YOU WITH YOUR HEAD UP HUSSIE’S ASS, NOT ME, YOU FAT STENCH. I TOLD YOU HE WAS HIDING CHOCOLATE IN THERE, AND YOU DOVE IN. WHAT YOU FOUND INSTEAD WAS “CHOCOLATE”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ALSO FUCK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS! I WILL DESTROY YOU SO MUCH! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENGLISH HULK SMASH!!!!!

AND FIX THE DERP EYES! DERP EYES!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!

ASSHOOOOLE! THAT WAS ALL YOU.

YOU WISH

July 28, 2014

kalmasis:

BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

THE ONLY PART OF THIS STORY THAT’S TRUE IS THAT IT WAS YOU WITH YOUR HEAD UP HUSSIE’S ASS, NOT ME, YOU FAT STENCH. I TOLD YOU HE WAS HIDING CHOCOLATE IN THERE, AND YOU DOVE IN. WHAT YOU FOUND INSTEAD WAS “CHOCOLATE”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
ALSO FUCK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS! I WILL DESTROY YOU SO MUCH! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENGLISH HULK SMASH!!!!!

AND FIX THE DERP EYES! DERP EYES!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!

July 27, 2014

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July 27, 2014
mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY
The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?
I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU
Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)
RULES
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. 
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 
Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)
REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

mutualize:

MUTUALIZES LAPTOP GIVEAWAY

The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?

I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.

LAPTOP TYPE AND SPECS

HP Envy 15-J101TU

Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)

RULES

  • You have to be following meI am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
  • You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
  • This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 

Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)

REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!

(via mutualize)

July 27, 2014

hate:

stop:

hate

whoa what did i do

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU DID!

July 27, 2014

Anonymous said: what makes a 15 yr old different from an 18?

bitrates:

Going to jail

THAT. ALSO: DEVELOPING BRAIN, DEVELOPING BODY, DEVELOPING PERSONALITY, MANY MANY LAWS, ETC.

YOU THINK THERE’S NO DIFFERENCE? THEN JUST WAIT UNTIL THAT 15 IS 18, AND THEN SEE. OTHERWISE, SCREW YOU, PEDO.